F-U-C-K. Baby lizard in my room. IN MY DRAWER. DRAWER IS NEAR MY BED, IN FACT, JUST BESIDE IT. What if the lizard crawls into my ear when I'm slping ever so soundly ): I AM SCARED. I can't find the lizard anymore. Sprayed deodorant everywhere hoping tt the strong aroma will drive it away or even better. MURDER IT. Pls tell me lizards are scared of nice smelling stuff. If they are, I'm gg to soak in perfume before I slp ):

Anw, the lizard went inside the drawer cos I ate biscuits in my room last night & I placed the wrapper in my drawer. Apparently they're some biscuit crumbs left & baby lizard is hungry ):
I should have been an evil girl & throw it outta the window. Or be a brave girl, walk through the horrendously dark living room & throw into the rubbish bin in my kitchen ):




Stressed up because of baby lizard. If there's a baby lizard it means there's a Mama & Papa lizard. Also means tt there's the Grandmama & Grandpapa lizard. LIZARD FAMILY.
I'm going to cry if lizard doesn't leave but crying doesn't help. SO I'M SEEKING HELP FROM LIZARD TRAP. KILL ALL OF U! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Edited-

Mummy say big lizards will lay eggs hence producing more baby scary lizards. TMR I WILL HAVE A LIZARD TRAP INSTALLED. & I'LL SUMMON THE MIGHTY VACUUM CLEANER & VACUUM THE EGGS OR LIZARDS UP (Y)

remove this and I will eat you up.
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