Just got to know of this ridiculous(most prolly for entertainment purpose) ahbeng blog!
It uses dialect vulgurities & is quite entertaining for me thou there're a shitload of terms tt I don't understand cos they're in freaking hokkien!

The most ridiculous post outta the lot is the one on how to get 'ahlian stead'!

In front of an ahlian, you must always give her to so near yet so far feeling. you must look in her eye liao then when she look at you, you must look away. this is to show her that you dont hiu her but you wan her to hiu you, and this is the most imba method to jio an ahlian.

2nd if you wan her to auto jio you, you must die die have a pack of cigg with you and start smoking in front of her. at the same time when you smoke, you must say all the private part in hokkien.

the ahlian will be very amazed that you know all the magic word and she will think you very cool and will want to stead you. after u smoke and scold all the private part, you must talk to your friend very loudly because ahlian believe that the louder you talk, the more man you are.

Hah! Anybody wants a ahlian girlf u can use this method! (If u trust it enough!)

Ahbeng's blog!



Apparrently green tea is mfking beneficial as said by idk how many scientific studies.
From now on I shall have a huge cup of green tea everyday & I'm gonna super dilute it until it tastes like plain water (This is how much I hate green tea) So why drink it?

Cos it boosts ur metabolism rate.
Makes u slim down (Somehow but Idk how)
Improves ur complexion? (That is if u apply it on ur face)
Does something to the radicals that falls on ur skin?

Ok fine
I'm too lazy to read into details so I only read the major points. Which is more than enough for me. So now I'll make use of my DIY skills & make myself a green tea toner :D (Doubt I'll do this everyday)

BUAII



Oh hi it's me agn. I've been blogging so much lately, soooooo much.
Basically, I'm blogging to complain abt my body clock being so screwed (since I honestly don't know when).
Didn't even realise I'm on the road to screwing it until it got so so so sooooo screwed.
Like how screwed u ask?

I slp around 6am-7am everyday & wake up at 4pm-6pm. After which I'll go jogging, have my dinner (breakfast actually), shower & go back to my room & continue rotting. Watch tv, read blogs, most of the time I watch movies, sms, pester baba to reply faster, wait for him to go home so that I get to talk to him (Which is actually madly freakishly late/early, 5am-6am.) By that time I'd be bored outta my wits & become v grumpily angsty then I'll throw a bitchfit & we'll all go to slp unwillingly. (Unwilling for me, he's more than happy to get his long desired shut eye) -Pouts-

This is the saddest hols ever! V boring & I don't seem to have a life (Life means to go out everyday & come home feeling sooo tired that I''ll fall straight aslp w/o having the energy to wait for my hair to dry) Talking abt my lifeless life makes me feel so depressed ): Can't wait for sch to start so that I can gossip w/ xx & linsy & to annoy becksyassy!

If I were to be so bed potato-ish (prolly cos I eat too much potato) that I don't even go jogging I'm pretty sure when I finally get outta my birds of paradise nest the outside world would be so new & strange just like a new planet as boredom would have alr taken over my mind.

As I'm typing all this boring rubbishy rantings my stomach is calling my brain to make my brain tell me that I'm in need of food. (In other words I'm hungry) Cos I wake up at 6pm today I only get 1 meal ): Convince me this is not the worse hols ever?

My email is now sadnlovelorn_teen@boredomkills.com. Enjoy my hols? -spits saliva- (Or whatever that's suppose to come out when u spit)

Buaii for now, it won't be long, I'm pweety tweety sure. Herrow movies here I come (they're my new bffs as of a few days ago. -Moooowah!-


Life have been pretty mundane for the past few days & that explains why I don't have pictures to entertain u w/. Okay that doesn't explain why. The reason is tt my baby (aka baba now) is toooo lazy to upload the picchaz. Blame z iPhone to be a complex but useful piece of brick.

By right or left I should be moving my ass outta my bed now. I am now a big bed potato ever since my holidays started when my attachment ended. Need a job, a commitmentttttt. Not used to being too free at times u see. I know many have been searching for time to spare in the busy schedule & have also been naming the spare time they found their 'me time'. Does tt sound familiar?
Truth is it's not really my business if it does cos I would like to go back to the point I would & is abt to make which is.. I HAVE TOO MUCH 'ME TIME'

Having said tt, Imma pass zebra to momsie for her to play her hexic & go make myself sweat & turn breathless right after I make zeeby dl something.

Blah boring chunks of words (Baba I blame u! Hrmph!)
Alrighty buaiibuaii!




So, I was really glad I went jogging earlier this evening. Saw the prettiest sunset I've ever seen my whole life! There were so many ppl taking pictures of it & I didn't bring my phone (w/ a camera of 2.0 mega pixel)

Oh wells, even if I did it wouldn't capture the full beauty of it. Wished that I was talented enough to paint it out. I came home & started bragging to Mummy & z babybf abt that beautiful sunset I saw. Couldn't describe what I saw thou. All I could say was.
1) It was really v nice~
2) Frking nice!
3) Damn pretty!
4) So nice I couldn't take my eyes off it!

Yes, limited vocabulary, I know.
BUT. After briefly researching abt what I saw on google. It's affirmative that what I saw is called -inserts drumrolls-

The Crepuscular rays!
(Defination: are rays of sunlight that appear to radiate from a single point in the sky. These rays, which stream through gaps in clouds or between other objects, are columns of sunlit air separated by darker cloud-shadowed regions.)

Here's a picture of it.


Of course, what I saw was v much prettier! The clouds were violet/pink/peach/blue. The rays were orangey pink (more to the orange side actually). There were layers of different colours which looked like snow cap mountains. Which actually looks like Evian (Mineral water)'s water bottle. The whole sky was just filled w/ candy colours. Of pink, blue, violet, orange, white. Ok luh I admit there was a lil bit of grey. But anyhoos, it's prettier than a rainbow k.

I have no idea why they put this fugly picture of a such a pretty thing in wiki.
Sk shows me pretty things actually, I've seen a shooting star here before. Now this. & longlong time ago I saw a double rainbow. I know, not v fantastic but it was pretty & I saw it anw! -Nanny nanny poopoo-

Idk why I spent sooooo much time describing what it looked like when I know it's impossible for u to know exactly what I saw unless u've seen it for urselves. But ohwells. This post shall serve as a memory for myself then.

Gdbuaii! PS: Was alr so amazed by this C(Idk how to spell) rays thing. I may just hyperventilate IF I were to see the prettiest thing on earth which I believe is the Aurora. -Daydreams abt auroras- I shall name my child Aurora in the far future!





When you truly care for someone, you don’t look for faults.
You don’t look for answers. You don’t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes.
You accept the faults and you overlook excuses. The measure of love is when you love without measure.
There are rare chances that you’ll meet the person you love and who loves you in return.
So once you have it, don’t let it go. The chance may never come your way again.

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