Just got to know of this ridiculous(most prolly for entertainment purpose) ahbeng blog!
It uses dialect vulgurities & is quite entertaining for me thou there're a shitload of terms tt I don't understand cos they're in freaking hokkien!

The most ridiculous post outta the lot is the one on how to get 'ahlian stead'!

In front of an ahlian, you must always give her to so near yet so far feeling. you must look in her eye liao then when she look at you, you must look away. this is to show her that you dont hiu her but you wan her to hiu you, and this is the most imba method to jio an ahlian.

2nd if you wan her to auto jio you, you must die die have a pack of cigg with you and start smoking in front of her. at the same time when you smoke, you must say all the private part in hokkien.

the ahlian will be very amazed that you know all the magic word and she will think you very cool and will want to stead you. after u smoke and scold all the private part, you must talk to your friend very loudly because ahlian believe that the louder you talk, the more man you are.

Hah! Anybody wants a ahlian girlf u can use this method! (If u trust it enough!)

Ahbeng's blog!

remove this and I will eat you up.
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